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The next time. Hello, hello, everybody, and welcome to the Total Soccer show.

My name is Taylor Rockwell. It's Tuesday, which means we've got some American soccer to discuss, specifically a good amount of major league soccer.

To do so, I'm joined by the MLS expert himself, the only expert of major league soccer.

Don't fact check that.

It's Joe Lowry.

Hi, Joe.

Yes, please do not fact check that because if you do, you'll be disappointed about my credentials and I'm going to have to reprint all those business cards that you made for me, Taylor. Yeah, just pretend that that's true. All right. All right. I will do that. And I will also say that on this episode, we're going to be talking Leagues Cup final. We're going to be talking U.S. Open Cup. We're going to talk the return of the MLS regular season as we get towards the kind of

playoff run or stretch towards the playoffs. Joe, lots to cover. And of late, I have made you do a lot of enthusiasm index rankings where I'm giving you random things and you have to assign them an order. Joe doesn't get to pick what we're talking about. Joe has to kind of think about it on the

fly. So I thought this could be a nice relaxing like smorgasbord approach, where Joe just gets to lay out all the things he feels like talking about. And then we talk about them for however long, Joe feels like talking about him. Joe, does that sound good? So this is like a chakouterie board situation where like oh there's a little salami over here there's a little guda over here elite pairing by the way there's a little raspberry jam little little cracker okay i'm into this i'm into this and now i'm also hungry which is i was going to say it's early where joe is but joe's now ready for breakfast slash lunch i guess very much so that's always true that's always the i'm excited to see which thing then gets left on the table Joe doesn't end up wanting to

eat. Is it the grapes? Is it that, Duda? We'll find out.

I mean, what do the grapes even go with? Like, what am I, they're so, if they were smaller or more spreadable, I think, like, even, give me a raspberry. Like, those things are going to crumble, which is ideal, actually, in this case.

But a grape, the texture I don't feel like fits, and I don't think it's a, I don't think

it's a great vessel, frankly, to be involved in this Shark but a grape the texture I don't feel like fits and I don't think

it's a I don't think it's a great vessel frankly to be involved in this charcutory

boards yeah I'm going to tell you now whatever the grape equivalent in our dock that's the

thing that's going to get left Red Bulls uh yeah baby there we go all right all right

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