MLB will CRACK DOWN on doctored balls! What's a trade deadline actually like? (3/25)
Nothing Personal with David Samson
David Samson
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🗓️ 25 March 2021
⏱️ 45 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Here you go. Here you go. |
| 0:15.3 | Substance. Nothing personal word of the day. March 25th today is Thursday. It's a Twitter |
| 0:22.6 | space day tonight. If you're listening to this Thursday, if not, not. Substance is the |
| 0:28.7 | word of the day. Substance. I associate that with drugs. You're a substance abuser. Don't |
| 0:34.6 | take those substances. Those substances will help you perform. It's a performance-enhancing |
| 0:41.3 | drug. That's a substance. But I'm talking about substance that's different now. I'm talking |
| 0:47.4 | about pine tar. I'm talking about fingernail clippers or nail files or jelly. K.Y. jelly. |
| 0:56.4 | Vaseline petroleum jelly. Tell me any foreign substance that can doctor the ball. I wanted |
| 1:06.6 | to do doctor as the word of the day. Doctor, doctor. Can't you see I'm burn and burn and |
| 1:13.1 | MLB made this big announcement. It was a huge deal. They want everyone to know. We are |
| 1:19.4 | now going to be the substance police. Not Coke. Not heroin. Not crack. Not Mary Jane. |
| 1:30.0 | They are going to police baseballs. Thank you, God. Finally, MLB is doing something about |
| 1:37.0 | the fact that every single pitcher doctors the baseball. GMAB folks here on NPDs give me a |
| 1:50.4 | break. Here's the story of what pitchers do to baseballs. You've heard about it. A spit |
| 1:53.4 | ball. You know what? Like Gaylord Perry of a Hall of Famer used to throw what's called |
| 1:58.4 | a spit ball. Right? He basically put spit on the ball. Anything you put on a baseball, |
| 2:04.4 | does what? So baseball is a circular object. And it goes through the air. I'm not doing |
| 2:13.6 | a physics class because I'm not a physician or a physicist or any way involved are interested |
| 2:19.2 | in physics other than what I know is when I'm walking and something gets in front of |
| 2:23.5 | me that's solid and I hit it, I stop moving in that direction. That's what I know. When |
| 2:30.1 | there's a circular ball that's being thrown, here's the other thing I know. If there's |
| 2:34.6 | something on the ball that doesn't make it perfectly circular, it may travel in a different |
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