Hey, Pablo, want to see something?

At the risk of...

I don't even...

Yes, I do. I do want to see something.

Hold on. Let me turn my camera on.

So, for people who don't have the privilege of what I'm seeing

And don't have the privilege of seeing Jeff Pass and not seeing

Jeff, you have like a CVS eye patch over your left eye

It is turned your black rimmed glasses into a kind of hairy,

kind of a skew kind of deal going on. What has happened to you?

And are you okay? I think I'm okay. I think I have a corneal abrasion. This happens to me,

you know, it just occurred to me now. This happens to me around the time of the playoffs every year. I don't know why,

but yeah, woke up this morning, tearing up, swollen eye. My wife said, you look droopy.

I said to her, she's a nurse. I said to her, why does this keep happening to me?

And she just looked at me, and she said, because you're weak.

So I, listen, I'm heading into the playoffs, strong Pablo Torre.

Yeah. There is less than one week remaining in baseball's long regular season.

And while some of us are drooping at this point, the chaos of an all-time wildcard scramble is peaking.

And I have many questions about the Yankees who are blood feuding with the Red Sox and now

the Blue Jays, about the Cardinals who are apparently omnipotent.

I have questions about basically everything.

So today, Jeff Passon tells us what's really happening here and who should be sleeping with one eye open.

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