P-nuts, cracker jacks, and friendos. Welcome in. It is leading off on Fantasy Pros. I'm Chris

Wells, your host because Joe Pisa Pia is not here doing his job. What it? Who does he think he is?

How do you take vacation? Do you know where you live? We don't do vacation in this country. Come on.

That's not Bubba. That's Bogman. Bogman is back with us again. He, you know, just can't get enough of me.

Can I get enough of me? And he is back to joining again. Bubba had a thing. I think he had a car thing.

So car emergency pinch hitting. So hi, Bogman. Welcome back in.

Thanks for having me again. Glad to be here. So let's talk some baseball. Let's talk this hilarious

Archie Bradley thing. I mean, you're jumping way ahead into the show. I know. I know. But it's too good.

I'm going to free tell you right now. I'm going to have to work very hard to not laugh.

I am going to have to work very hard to not laugh because we don't want to be an impossibility for me.

We'll see. We've got some surprises. We have got new entries into the Photoshop Joe hair contest.

I thought it was dead. It's up to you guys to make sure it lives on. And we've got a couple new

entries. So we are back on for a contest. And also we have a wrinkle in the home run contest today.

We have a double point today. So it should be very, very fun. Bogman, let's go back in time.

We're going back in time to a time that Patrick Corbin was good. He throws two pitches.

Debackstates. Those two pitches were efficient back in the day. And Patrick Corbin struck out

12 and went against the pirate yesterday. And we were talking about stacking the pirates.

How does he was pitching this? Right. Well, my quick math would be it's the pirates.

So because my thought process yesterday was I bet Patrick Corbin wishes he could pitch against

the pirates every single time out when he looks like this because I looked, he's had nothing close

to this all year long. Not even a whiff. I don't think you could have strung two starts together

for him to be this effective or have them. No way. He's awful. No, he's been awful. So this

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