Speaking of very screwed up, let's get to Mitch McConnell.

Oh, oh, you want to, really?

Yes, let's sing. You know the words. Okay, so Senate the minority leader, Mitch McConnell, stepping down from the helm of the Republican

Conference this year, it's going to end his time as the longest serving leader in the Senate

in the Senate.

So the people that are excited about this

and doing a little victory dance,

I got bad news for you.

Oh.

Because you know how every time there's a Batman movie, whether it was the Joker or Bain,

you're always like, boy, they will never be a worse villain for Batman than whatever this movie was.

There's never a greater quest that Batman will have to overcome

than the Joker or Bain or the Riddler or whoever.

And every Batman movie, they just won up themselves

and there is a new greater challenge.

The next villain finds a way to be worse

than the previous villain that you didn't think

could be any worse.

I got news for you.

It's gonna be one of three people. It's either

going to be Barasso from Wyoming, Thune from the Dakotas, or Cornyn from Texas.

All right, we have narrowed it down to these three underachievers

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