We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this

monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry.

entry. You have accessed entry 795 dot R.O. 1502.

Certificate number 29242.

Mr. Rogers Operas.

Look at the picture I just took of the handball football game.

Football, how did they play there?

Just look carefully, I will show you how.

I guess a thing we're going to have to explain to the far future is that in our time in these the waning days of human civilization,

the closest thing we have to a universal spiritual leader or moral exemplar is a post Malone is post Malone.

Malone.

No is, well I'm trying to think which influencer, which influencer I would choose for this.

Which of my favorite youtubers or Tik-Tars?

No, is a children's television host

from the 70s and 80s who's been dead for 20 years?

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