Missionary Missionaries

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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0:00.0	On the heels of me playing Boston on New Year's Eve, which is part of the blog for the Tea Party,
0:04.0	we want to do a scene from one of my favorite Boston movies that departed.
0:08.0	You accused me once, I put out with it, you accused me twice, I quit.
0:12.0	If you make me feel for my life, I put a f***ing bull in your head as if you were anybody else.
0:17.0	That's something you want to say to me, will you?
0:20.0	You're 70 f***ing years old.
0:22.0	One of these guys is gonna pop you as for running drugs.
0:26.0	What the f***?
0:27.0	You don't even need the pain in the ass and they're going to catch you.
0:29.0	You don't even need the money.
0:31.0	I haven't needed the money since I took Archie's milk money in the third grade.
0:37.0	Tell the truth, I don't need to see anymore, but I still like it.
0:41.0	Point on making you see, I got this rat.
0:45.0	Nine cheesy-ding-ding-rat.
0:48.0	Questions come up, questions see Bill, you're the new guy.
0:52.0	And the girlfriend, why don't you stay in the bar when I get numbers?
0:57.0	Your numbers, everybody's numbers.
0:59.0	He says something you want to ask me, Frank.
1:02.0	Start with, you agree there is a rat.
1:05.0	You said there is one.
1:06.0	I face most of what I do on the idea that you're pretty f***ing good at what you do.
1:10.0	Sure, sure, yeah, all that aside.
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