Hey, everyone. It's Seth, aka Nermit Bundeloy, here to introduce our newest monthly episode leading up to the Young Old Durf Chronicles, which will premiere later this year.

In these monthly episodes, we take suggestions and ideas from our maximum fund supporters over on the Mission to Zix Discord, and we use those ideas to create the first and final episode

of a purportedly ongoing podcast.

This one, the Two Versus Two Debate Show, Mission to Convince.

It's a really fun one.

Before that, a quick reminder, but an exciting reminder, that we are going to do a live show, our first

live show in more than two years on Saturday, June 7th in New York City, and also live

streamed globally to wherever you may be.

We are so excited that we're going to be back on stage together performing.

We really hope you can make it.

You can find the ticket link for the live in-person tickets in New York City and also the

live stream tickets. You can find that link at mission to zix.space or in the show notes of this

very episode. Speaking of which, here it is.

Hello, ladies and gentlemen, welcome once again to our first, last, and only episode of the two versus two debate show, Mission to Convince, where your four hosts pair up to argue important issues of the day.

Well, let's meet the debaters. Let's go around the horn. I'm Alden Ford. My qualifications

for debate are that I am absolutely terrible at confrontation, and I fold at the slightest

provocation if someone tells me I'm

wrong about something. It's a real problem for me, honestly. I'm really bad at fighting, arguing,

explaining, being succinct. Basically every discipline important for debate I'm truly terrible at.

So that's my qualification. Who's next? I'm Winston.

And I think that I'm not very good at debating either.

I think that my core argument will probably boil down to what?

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