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Mission: Improbable: The Moth Radio Hour

The Moth

The Moth

Arts, Performing Arts

4.6 • 25.9K Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 2 June 2026

ā±ļø 50 minutes

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Summary

In this hour, storytellers face down the near-impossible...with mixed results. Skydiving, the first night shift, and training a kitten. This episode is hosted by Jay Allison, producer of this show. Storytellers: Gabi RomeĀ attempts to train a kitten.Ā  In desperate need of an easy class to graduate college,Ā Elliot HigginsĀ takes Skydiving 101. Danielle OfriĀ has a crisis of confidence while working the night-shift at Bellevue.Ā  Wendy IrwinĀ believes she can't do hard things.Ā  Bryan KettĀ attempts to move a refrigerator.Ā  Podcast # 981 To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

This is the Moth Radio Hour.

0:15.9

I'm your host, Jay Allison.

0:19.4

Life is littered with obstacles. Pretty much every day, if you're like me,

0:24.6

some days I glide over them, other days I bang my shins pretty hard. Today I'm gliding,

0:30.5

but not expecting that to last. Every once in a while, we're faced with a challenge that

0:35.8

feels impossible, or at least highly

0:38.9

improbable, maybe not as extreme as scaling the world's tallest building or jumping in between

0:45.1

airplanes, looking at you, Tom Cruise, but ones that feel like our own personal mission improbable.

0:54.6

Our first storyteller is Gabby Roan.

0:57.6

She takes on the notoriously futile task of cat training.

1:02.2

Here's Gabby to tell you all about it live at the mall.

1:16.3

It's 2011 and I'm walking down the hallway of my apartment building.

1:20.7

I'm headed to the management office because I've decided I need to get a dog.

1:25.4

I just moved into this apartment building, and it is not pet friendly.

1:27.0

But I've done my research. I know all the laws in Michigan about emotional support animals.

1:30.3

I've saved a month of my rent is collateral against damages.

1:34.3

And if that doesn't work, I didn't put concealer over the deep purple bags under my eyes.

1:42.3

It's about 88 days into me getting maybe three hours a night

1:47.0

of sleep, and I'm just hoping my sob story tugs at my landlord's heartstrings. You see, about three

1:55.2

months prior, I was robbed while I was home. It started with a knock on my door,

2:03.6

which in the grand scheme of things is a very courteous way to start a crime.

2:09.6

A man told me to get on my knees and face the wall.

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