Missiles, Conspiracies & What Ifs | Unsubscribe Podcast 255

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🗓️ 16 March 2026

⏱️ 130 minutes

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0:00.0	Call my wife.
0:01.6	Calling UK Wildlife. Voice assistance not working for you. BlackRock Investment Trust has a lot working for you. Get to know them at blackrock.com. Capital at risk. Marketing material. BlackRock Investment Management UK Limited, authorized and regulated by the Financial Conduct Authority. Did you know the cartel are trafficking avocados and gasoline? I hate avocados. Wait a minute. That's where the Mexicans are.
0:21.3	How would dare you?
0:22.2	The shills on the internet like, you lost in Afghanistan.
0:24.7	By what metric?
0:25.6	Because all the people in Afghanistan don't have a Roth IRA?
0:28.6	Like, I don't understand.
0:29.5	Like, I don't understand.
0:31.7	Say hi to Eli.
0:36.3	He's racially ambiguous and Brandon.
0:40.3	His hair is fucking fabulous.
0:42.3	Dona, a dark joke disposition,
0:46.3	and there's a fat electrician.
0:48.3	We'll come to unsubscribe.
0:50.3	Hey, right before this episode starts.
0:52.3	The new flavors are out. Also, the new line, the performance line is out too.
0:56.3	Raz Lemonade, orange cream, sour apple, and grape citrus.
1:00.8	And we are going to call that Purple Drink by the end of the year.
1:03.8	Purple Drink in the comments if you think it should be called Purple Drink.
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1:09.1	And it's the new performance line.
1:10.6	So it's 200 milligrams of caffeine instead of 100.
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