Missed Connections: St. Louis’ Greatest Love Fails
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
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🗓️ 18 September 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
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Summary
St. Louis “missed connections” get the spotlight — from the Cardinals game (because nothing says romance like a Goldschmidt jersey and zero courage), to the Schnucks pasta sauce aisle (true love bottled in Rao’s), Tower Grove dog playdates (dogs have more game than people), and even a Central West End coffee shop spill.
It’s awkward romance, funny love stories, and meet-cutes gone wrong — basically a real-life rom-com, minus the happy ending. If you like comedy videos, sarcastic humor, and hilarious fails, you’ve found your place with The Rizzuto Show.
The Goldschmidt Ghoster (00:00:13)
He had a Paul Goldschmidt jersey, a Cards hat pulled low, and the courage to… say nothing. She had a great smile and probably actual game knowledge. Instead of a number, he walked away with regret. Classic Busch Stadium love story.
The Sauce Boss at Schnucks (00:01:18)
Nothing says romance like standing helpless in the pasta aisle, crying over marinara. Enter: Mystery Hoodie Girl, handing out Rao’s recs like Cupid with a grocery list. He didn’t get her number, but at least dinner didn’t taste like regret.
When Your Dog Has Better Game Than You (00:02:35)
Boy meets girl. Dog meets dog. Only one party knows how to seal the deal… and it’s not the humans. Two retrievers almost arranged a playdate — too bad their owners couldn’t figure it out.
Latte, Meet Gravity (00:03:45)
Nothing sparks romance quite like a stranger launching a latte all over Kaldi’s. Amid the splash zone, two people locked eyes. She smirked, he chickened out, and love evaporated faster than spilled espresso.
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| 0:42.2 | All right. |
| 0:42.4 | Let's put a caper on sex time fun facts with some St. Louis misconnections. |
| 0:51.8 | Oh. |
| 0:53.0 | Uh-huh. |
| 0:56.7 | Let's go to Bush Stadium. |
| 0:59.6 | Emphasis on Bush. |
| 1:04.2 | This was last Saturday night. |
| 1:07.7 | Oh, this is Goldie Jersey at cards game. |
| 1:09.3 | Goldschmidt. |
| 1:10.3 | Goldschmidt, right. |
| 1:12.9 | You were a couple rows ahead of me in the bleachers in Cardinals game. We're wearing a. Goldschmidt. Goldschmidt, right. You were a couple rows ahead of me in the bleachers in the Cardinals game. |
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