Missed Connections: Holiday Edition (12/15/25)
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 15 December 2025
⏱️ 7 minutes
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Summary
We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, this might be the place for you!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, cutie. |
| 0:01.1 | We made eye contact. |
| 0:02.5 | Miss Connections. That was me staring. It's a special holiday edition of Craigslist Miss Connections today. Okay, we're really getting in the spirit. I see. And during this time of year, there's only two places to find true love. One is on the ice skating rink next to the hockey players beating each other with frozen yule logs. Yes, I think those are yulogs. |
| 0:22.2 | The second is on the pages of craigslist.org. |
| 0:25.9 | We scour that website every week, and we found the best holiday misconnections that they had to offer us, |
| 0:31.6 | like this first one titled, |
| 0:34.1 | You Help Me Pick Out the Perfect Christmas Tree. |
| 0:37.7 | Oh, I love this one. |
| 0:39.9 | Woman for Man, 73, behind the strip mall. |
| 0:44.1 | Find love there, you know. |
| 0:46.2 | She says, I'm kind of a novice when it comes to picking out Christmas trees. |
| 0:52.1 | My second husband, Gerald, God rest his soul, used to cut them |
| 0:56.7 | down himself by taking them out of other people's yards. |
| 1:01.0 | You sound like you're 101. |
| 1:03.9 | She had a rough life through this first 70 years. |
| 1:06.4 | When I was tree shopping the other night, you appeared out of nowhere like a pine needle cringle. |
| 1:13.1 | Oh. |
| 1:13.7 | And you told me you knew the secret to picking out the perfect tree. |
| 1:18.6 | Oh, really? |
| 1:19.5 | What is it? |
| 1:20.4 | Yeah, I want to know. |
| 1:21.2 | You then plucked exactly three needles from the one I was looking at and place them on the top of your tongue. |
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