Missed Connections (9/8/25)

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, this might be the place for you!

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0:00.0	Hey, cutie.
0:01.2	We made eye contact.
0:02.5	Miss connections.
0:03.5	That was me staring.
0:04.5	There's only two places to find true love in this world.
0:08.0	One was at your own sixth birthday party.
0:11.0	When the magician pulled out his special wand and made your daddy disappear.
0:15.0	What the heck?
0:16.0	Oh.
0:17.0	I'm worried.
0:19.0	It's the best day my mom's life. Oh, okay. Got it. Got it. That day my mom's life.
0:21.5	Oh, okay.
0:22.2	Got it.
0:22.9	That is your mom's alive.
0:24.3	The other is on the pages of craigslist.org.
0:28.4	We scour that website every single week to find the best misconnections they have to offer,
0:33.1	like this one titled How Lovers Get More Done.
0:37.0	Hey.
0:37.3	Woman for Man, 45 Home Depot.
0:40.3	She says, you, tiny Filipino gentlemen, bright green diamond shirt, wearing oversized sunglasses and leather pants.
0:49.8	Wow.
0:50.9	He showed up with a look at Home Depot.
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