Missed Connections (4/6/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, this might be the place for you!

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0:00.0	Hey, cutie.
0:01.0	We need eye contact.
0:02.0	Miss connections.
0:03.0	That was me staring.
0:05.0	There's only two places to find true love in this world.
0:09.0	One is at the jiffy loop when you accidentally touch dipsticks, and now you both need an oil change.
0:15.0	Not your own.
0:16.0	I don't know if that's a good thing.
0:18.0	The other is on the pages of craigslist.org.
0:21.3	We scour that website every week to find the best misconnections that they have to offer,
0:25.6	like this first one titled,
0:27.4	You Make My Artichoke Heart Beat.
0:30.3	I love artichokes.
0:31.9	Woman for Man, 31 grocery store.
0:34.5	I knew it would be a produce section.
0:36.2	She says,
0:42.3	we both walked up to the Whole foods at the same time and just stood there as the automatic doors refused to open.
0:44.6	Oh.
0:45.1	Like they took one look at us and said, not today.
0:48.7	You're too poor to enter this store.
0:51.2	You are cute, dark hair, blue jacket.
0:54.2	I convinced you to yank on them with me at the same time.
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