Missed Connections (4/20/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, this might be the place for you!

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0:00.0	Hey, cutie.
0:01.1	We need eye contact.
0:02.6	Missed connections.
0:03.9	That was me staring.
0:05.2	There's only two places to find true love in this world.
0:08.1	One is at the Great Wolf Lodge when a hottie swims by.
0:12.3	And suddenly the water in the wave pool just felt a little warmer.
0:16.0	Oh.
0:18.1	Is that love?
0:19.6	No.
0:20.3	It's already murky, man. The other is on the pages of craigslist.org. That's a code yellow. We scour that website every week to find the best misconnections that they have to offer. You put us in the wrong mindset for this. The Great Wolf Lodge. It's a good time. But No one gets raining at the Great Wolf Lodge, Jeff.
0:39.0	Oh, you haven't been, Jose.
0:40.0	I haven't.
0:41.6	That's why you're single.
0:43.2	Let's keep going.
0:44.2	First, Miss Connection says, you had me at 3.5% APR.
0:50.3	Hey.
0:51.2	Oh, boring.
0:52.1	Woman for Man, Northside Volkswagen dealership.
0:55.6	Oh, wait a minute.
0:56.9	She says, I was just browsing.
1:00.2	You were just doing your job.
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