Missed Connections (2/23/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, this might be the place for you!

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0:00.0	Hey, cutie.
0:01.0	We need eye contact.
0:02.0	Missed connections.
0:03.0	That was me staring.
0:05.0	There's only two places to find true love in this world.
0:08.0	One is on an exploration trip to Mars.
0:11.0	When you and the Russian cosmonaut find a whole new meaning for the word space junk.
0:15.0	Nope, same meaning that I had when I was on Earth, Jeff.
0:19.0	The others on the pages of Craigslist.org, the website that we scour every single week to find the best misconnections that they have to offer.
0:27.6	Like this first one, titled, Your Ha-Has gave me the Hot Hots.
0:33.9	Woman for Man 30s, Comedy Club Open Mic Night.
0:37.9	Oh, no.
0:38.9	And that's her joke?
0:40.1	Okay.
0:40.6	She says, oh my God, you were so funny the other night.
0:46.2	You were the comic that had the joke about Ken hooking up with G.I. Joe.
0:51.3	Hilarious.
0:52.4	It's a good visual.
0:53.8	I don't know why no one else laughed. I thought it was so funny. Oh, hilarious. It's a good visual. I don't know why no one else laughed.
0:56.0	I thought it was so funny.
0:57.9	Oh, maybe it wasn't a good visual.
0:59.8	If no one's been to a comedy open mic, you should.
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