Missed Connections (2/2/26)
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 2 February 2026
⏱️ 7 minutes
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Summary
We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, this might be the place for you!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, cutie. |
| 0:01.0 | We need eye contact. |
| 0:02.0 | Miss connections. |
| 0:03.0 | That was me staring. |
| 0:05.0 | There's only two places to find true love in this world. |
| 0:09.0 | One is at the Fortune Cookie Factory when you demonstrate how to crack one open using just the tip of your tongue. |
| 0:16.0 | Wow. |
| 0:17.0 | That's impressive. |
| 0:18.0 | That's the fortune. |
| 0:19.0 | Those things are hard. |
| 0:20.0 | The other is on the pages of craigslist.org. |
| 0:23.1 | We scour the website every week to find the best misconnections that they have to offer. |
| 0:26.9 | Like this first one titled, Care to Open My Package? |
| 0:30.9 | Hey, are we back to the tongue technique? |
| 0:32.5 | Man for a woman, 34 mall. |
| 0:36.4 | He says, hey, I met you in the Westfield |
| 0:39.3 | Mall parking lot two days ago. |
| 0:41.5 | I was the guy who knocked on |
| 0:43.3 | your van door. |
| 0:44.3 | No. |
| 0:45.2 | Hopefully you remember me. I was wearing |
| 0:47.2 | a green cast with lightning bolts |
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