Missed Connections (12/29/25)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, this might be the place for you!

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0:00.0	Hey, cutie.
0:01.3	We made eye contact.
0:02.6	Miss connections.
0:03.6	That was me staring.
0:05.2	Everybody knows there's only two places to find true love in this world.
0:08.9	One is digging through the free scrap barrels behind the Hobby Lobby when you both reach for that same piece of orange felt.
0:16.4	Oh, okay.
0:17.7	You felt it?
0:18.5	It's meant to be.
0:20.2	The other is on the pages of craigslist.org.
0:23.2	We scour that website every single week to find the best misconnections that they have to offer,
0:27.0	like this first one titled, When I Saw You, My Heart Stopped.
0:31.5	Uh-oh, that's a medical emergency.
0:33.8	Beating.
0:34.9	Oh, nope, still a medical emergency.
0:37.3	Man for Woman 30s, emergency room. Oh, my God. Oh, nope, still a medical emergency. Man for Woman 30s, emergency room.
0:40.2	Oh my God.
0:40.8	Oh, no.
0:41.8	Wait a minute.
0:42.3	He says, when I went through the double doors, you were the cute triage nurse with
0:46.9	the 90s mullet, like a much older female Mario Lopez.
0:51.5	Dude.
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