Missed Connections (12/1/25)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, this might be the place for you!

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0:00.0	Hey, cutie.
0:01.2	We made eye contact.
0:02.5	Misconnections.
0:03.5	That was me staring.
0:04.9	There's only two places to find true love in this world.
0:08.2	One is in the mandatory CPR class.
0:11.1	When you feel the practice dummy give you a little tongue action.
0:14.4	What?
0:14.9	I didn't think that was going to happen.
0:17.8	Why was the breath coming into my mouth?
0:19.4	The other is on the pages of craigslist.org. We scour that website every week to find the best misconnections that they have to offer. Like this first one titled, I'd split my co-pay with you. Hey. Woman for Man, 41, doctor's office. There it is. I didn't know that was an option. No. She says, we met in my therapist waiting room.
0:39.3	You looked like you'd been there for a while with your feet up on the couch, under a blanket, and a pillow behind your head.
0:46.1	What?
0:46.3	He's napping in the, I mean.
0:48.6	Does he live there?
0:49.4	I don't know.
0:50.4	That's when you told me you show up early because you have a fear of missing appointments.
0:56.0	Oh, okay.
0:57.2	Gotcha.
0:58.0	Everybody's got their thing.
0:59.5	When you asked why I was in therapy, I hesitated and I told you to better myself.
1:05.7	Oh, that's nice.
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