Missed Connections (11/25/24)
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 25 November 2024
⏱️ 7 minutes
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Summary
We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it Worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, this might be the place for you!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, cutie. |
| 0:01.0 | We made eye contact. |
| 0:02.0 | Miss connections. |
| 0:03.0 | That was me staring. |
| 0:04.0 | There's only two places to find true love in this world. |
| 0:08.0 | One is at the county fair inside the clown changing room. |
| 0:11.0 | Oh, what the? |
| 0:12.0 | Where everyone's getting wet from all the squirting flowers. |
| 0:15.0 | Oh, there's a lot of flowers in here. |
| 0:18.0 | Wow. |
| 0:19.0 | That's something else. |
| 0:20.0 | The other is on the pages of craigslist.org. |
| 0:23.0 | We scour that wonderful website every single week to find the best misconnections they have to offer, like this one titled, |
| 0:30.2 | Met You at My Grandpa's Funeral. |
| 0:32.4 | Oh, oh, no. |
| 0:34.0 | Woman for Man, mid-40s, Cemetery. |
| 0:37.6 | I was emotional when I met you last Saturday as I watched you bury my grandpa. |
| 0:43.0 | Oh, no. |
| 0:44.9 | Ouch, that's hard. |
| 0:46.8 | You unkempt brown matted hair under a wool hat with a rugged five o'clock shadow. |
| 0:52.4 | I mean, I could see it. |
| 0:54.0 | I think you said your name was Joe or Mo? |
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