Missed Connections (11/06/23)

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, this might be the place for you!

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0:00.0	Hey cutie. We made eye contact.
0:02.4	Miss connections.
0:03.5	That was me staring.
0:05.1	It's only two places to find true love in this world.
0:08.2	One is in the back room of the mattress store,
0:10.6	on top of one of the defective temperpetics.
0:13.4	Hey!
0:14.4	It's half off and so are my pants.
0:18.0	Aren't she the little princess in the pee?
0:20.7	The other is on the pages of Craigslist.org a website teaming with passionate raw romantic energy
0:28.0	so we scour it every week to find the best misconnections they have to offer like this extra raw one.
0:35.2	Looking left and I see my future Miss Rib.
0:39.2	What?
0:40.2	Man for a woman?
0:41.4	33, 4th Avenue downtown.
0:44.4	Okay.
0:45.4	Says,
0:46.4	Mm sitting at the stoplight.
0:48.8	I almost didn't notice you pull up next to me.
0:51.4	Oh, a brown hair and a bob, shoulders with the bra strap showing.
0:56.0	Uh-huh.
0:57.0	Oh, mommy.
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