Missed Connections (11/04/24)
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 4 November 2024
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Summary
We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it Worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, this might be the place for you!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, cutie. |
| 0:01.0 | We made eye contact. |
| 0:02.0 | Miss connections. |
| 0:03.0 | That was me staring. |
| 0:05.0 | There's only two places to find true love in this world. |
| 0:08.0 | One is at Costco when the old sample lady uses her ungloved hands to pop a terriaki |
| 0:14.0 | meatball directly into your mouth. |
| 0:16.0 | Is that why the line's always so long? |
| 0:19.0 | Yeah, that is a wrinkly finger. |
| 0:21.2 | Oh my gosh. |
| 0:21.6 | The other is on the pages of craigslist.org. |
| 0:27.0 | We scour that website every week to find the best misconnections they have to offer, |
| 0:30.9 | like this first one titled Lost My Balance and My Chance with You. |
| 0:36.5 | Man for Woman 33 roller rink. |
| 0:39.2 | This is cute. |
| 0:40.6 | You were the cutie with a blonde ponytail wearing a sundress and knee pads doing laps like |
| 0:46.0 | you were training for a roller derby competition. |
| 0:48.6 | Dude, seriously, have you guys been to a roller rink? |
| 0:50.9 | Oh, no, sorry, a roller derby I've been to. |
| 0:53.0 | No, but the roller rink, I'm telling you, |
| 0:55.1 | there are like a handful of dolts that are serious out there. |
| 0:58.4 | Oh, really? |
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