Missed Connections (10/6/25)
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 6 October 2025
⏱️ 7 minutes
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Summary
We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, this might be the place for you!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, cutie. |
| 0:01.2 | We made eye contact. |
| 0:02.4 | Miss connections. |
| 0:03.4 | That was me staring. |
| 0:04.8 | There's only two places for you to find true love in this world. |
| 0:08.0 | One is outside Cinderella's ball when you start flirting with her carriage driver before he turns back into a lizard. |
| 0:15.0 | Hey. |
| 0:16.0 | But you know he's going to be a lizard. |
| 0:18.0 | Yeah, but you know what? |
| 0:19.0 | The tongue action though, right? |
| 0:21.3 | Free ride. |
| 0:22.3 | The other is on the pages of craigslist.org. |
| 0:25.7 | We scour that website every week to find the best misconnections that they have to offer. |
| 0:29.8 | Like this first one titled, You Made Me Feel Better Than Any Sandwich Could. |
| 0:34.5 | Oh, wow. |
| 0:35.4 | That is a compliment. |
| 0:36.7 | It is a love language. |
| 0:37.8 | Man for Woman 32, sub shop. |
| 0:40.5 | He says, I was getting my favorite meal from my favorite sandwich shop when I walked in and saw you. |
| 0:48.2 | You were working behind the counter, and I'd never seen you before. |
| 0:52.6 | In fact, your blonde ponytail visor combo mesmerized me so much. |
| 0:58.6 | I actually didn't hear what you said to me. |
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