See that sign? Employees only. That means keep out, buddy. It's just for us by well employees.

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You can keep Meghan Markle for all I care, as long as I get to take Harry to a weekend in Vegas, I'm happy.

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There's only two places to find true love in this world. One is at Red Lobster during seafood buffet night.

I'll see you behind the dumpster where they discard all the uneaten shrimp tails.

At the stroke of Dump a Clock.

I don't ever want that to strike.

The other place is on pages of Craigslist.org.

How does that suddenly feel better?

It really does.

We scour that website every week to find the best misconceptions they have to offer, like this first one titled

If I'm allowed, I would destroy a million trolls in your honor.

That's man-for-woman 25 mall game stop.

Oh, that's the perfect place.

Let's go there.

They're right.

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