Hey cutie. We made eye contact.

Miss connections.

That was me staring.

There's only two places to find true love in this world.

One is on Willie Wanka's factory tour.

When you run off with an oump-lumpa to skinny dip in the chocolate river together

That sounds so fun.

Actually there are the whole bodies orange or just the face and hands?

You got a skinny dip to find out.

The other is on the pages of Craigslist.org

and that's how we're chocolate's made. We scoured that website every week to

find the best misconnections they have to offer like this first one titled

Subtill Attraction,

Man for Woman 32, Sandwich Shop.

Now, Sub, that's why they're Sub-Dash.

Gotcha.

Sandwich.

I first noticed you as you were tying up your dog outside the subway sandwich place on 4th Street.

You had long curly brown hair and a sweatshirt with some sparkle words on the front.

Oh, do you not read the sparkle words?

I couldn't quite read it.

Did it say sassy pants or classy plants?

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