Missed Connections (1/12/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, this might be the place for you!

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0:00.0	Hey, cutie.
0:01.3	We need eye contact.
0:02.5	Miss connections.
0:03.8	That was me staring.
0:05.1	There's only two places to find true love in this world.
0:08.5	One is at the chiropractor's office.
0:11.0	When they twist your neck so hard, you momentarily seek God.
0:15.0	Oh, I need that so bad right now.
0:17.0	This is dangerous.
0:18.0	So sexy, though.
0:20.0	The other is on the pages of craigslist.org.
0:23.0	We scour that website every week to find the best misconnections they have to offer.
0:27.3	Like this first one, titled, He Snatched My Purse.
0:31.0	You Snatched My Heart.
0:33.3	Woman for Man, 29, 3rd Street, says,
0:37.7	I was sitting at the bus stop last Tuesday, wearing my corporate miniskirt.
0:42.4	How did I know a bus was going to be involved in this?
0:45.0	As I waited, a masked man ran by and grabbed my favorite Kate Spade purse.
0:52.4	Ooh, those were nice.
0:53.8	That's when you stood up from the bench next to me,
0:56.4	threw your full cup of coffee at the ground and said,
0:59.6	Not on my watch.
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