Missed Connections (08/21/23)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, Missed Connections might be the place for you!

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0:00.0	Hey, cutie.
0:01.4	Lead eye contact.
0:02.4	Misconnections.
0:03.5	That was me staring.
0:05.2	There's only two places to find true love in this world.
0:08.0	One is that your high school reunion
0:10.1	under the name tag table with Vice Principal Johnson.
0:13.0	Oh, ho, ho, ho.
0:14.3	Things that happen down there definitely
0:16.5	would have landed me in detention.
0:18.9	The other is on the pages of Craigslist.org,
0:21.6	because we scour that website every week
0:24.1	to find the best that misconnections has to offer.
0:26.6	Like this first one titled,
0:28.8	is that a weed whacker in your hand?
0:30.8	Or are you just happy to see me?
0:32.4	What's that?
0:33.4	A woman from Ann, 45.
0:35.3	I can see you.
0:36.2	Greyhouse on eighth street.
0:37.7	Oh, OK.
0:38.7	She writes, you were the hunky gardener
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