Hey kitty, we made eye contact. Misconnections. That was me staring.

There's only two places to find true love in this world. One is in the operating room.

After you accidentally got yourself stuck inside a jar of Gerber's baby food.

What? I try to put my whole hand in there.

Baby food. Don't ask questions. The other is on the pages of Craigslist.org.

We scour Craigslist every week to find the best misconnections that they have to offer.

Like this first one titled cute confused chick with damp hair.

Man for woman 25 West Side Starbucks.

He says, you were the brunette totally fit, possibly drunk or hungover girl,

trying to get inside Starbucks on Sunday morning. I think you thought it was closed

because you said a cuss word and then stomp back over to your Lexus.

The problem was you were trying to push when the door said pull and I totally don't want you

to feel bad about that because sometimes I can't figure out doors either.

I laugh but I'm with him. Yeah. Also the Starbucks doors are actually kind of heavier than people

think. My uncle worked in a door factory years ago. He almost lost a finger in the assembly line.

It was crazy gnarly but they were able to put it in an empty chip bag with ice and then

where you attach it. Like I've seen the pics. Yeah. Anyway. So what do you say I buy your coffee

sometime and we could get to know each other because you know the saying when one door closes

another one opens. Not severed your finger. Yeah. By the way I think you were wearing a green

thong. Am I right? Oh dang bro. Sweet. It's a answer. The wheel tail is kind of back though,

right? I mean you try and sport that look. It didn't work when I was 20. It's not going to work

now. That was signed Brock. This next misconnection is titled to the beautiful stranger who helped me

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