Miss Kay Turns Jay Stone’s Home into an Assisted Living Facility

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.9 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Uncle Si is proud of Jay Stone and his wife, Anna, for taking Miss Kay into their home to care for her until she’s strong enough to return to her own home. Phil appreciates it, too, and Stone is happy to return all the love that Miss Kay has given him over the years. Martin is floored by Stone’s household including both his wife’s grandmother and his married daughter and her husband and John-David gets excited over wedding photos taken in a Waffle House. The boys admire Chuck Norris and invite him to come on the show whenever he’s ready! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	There's an aquifer underneath Chuck Norris' ranch. When he goes to train his karate his sweat drips in the soul and it soaks into the aquifer
0:20.3	praise God and he didn't drill to the water source.
0:23.0	No, he roundhouse kicked it.
0:25.0	That's it. It started bubbling out of the ground.
0:27.0	This is a real product?
0:28.0	It is a real product.
0:29.0	Chuck Norris water.
0:30.0	Yeah, you can bite at Brooksters.
0:32.0	It compares to the, what's the one from with the fancy bottle the Z starts with the Z Z Z Z Z
0:40.3	Zem, no not Zema. Zemo. No, that's bad water.
0:44.0	That's real bad water.
0:46.0	That's fire water.
0:47.0	Eh.
0:48.0	No, I've made some more decisions.
0:50.0	What's the really expensive water, the Fiji?
0:52.0	Fiji. Fiji.
0:53.0	In the square bottles.
0:55.0	Yeah, it tastes like Fiji water, but it's Chuck Norris water.
0:58.0	Yeah, I'm looking at a bottle right now. Chuck Norris' face.
1:01.0	So, it's on the bottle.
1:03.0	Yeah.
1:04.0	So, sigh, if you ever know that you've made it, your face will be on a bottle of water.
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