Miss Cryptid 2017 Week 3

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David Flora

Science, Social Sciences, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2017

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

The 2017 Miss Cryptid Contest enters the final week of semi-final competition, and boy does it deliver! The final Miss Cryptid contestants include the Moon-Eyed People of Appalachia, New England’s own Hoover the Talking Seal, and the seductive Scandinavian Huldra. … Read More The post Miss Cryptid 2017 Week 3 appeared first on Blurry Photos.

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, polish your silver and sharpen your stakes.
0:08.0	It's time for week three of the 2017
0:15.0	main
0:18.8	the script decontas.
0:20.0	Scripte it's scrupulous. Scruh, and Scruh, Ticottis! Like is the tune.
0:24.0	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
0:34.0	Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah,
0:40.0	yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll want to finish your chores and cinch your drawers, for this week culminates a bloody beguiling, bemornful year of crypted competition.
1:00.0	Hi, I'm your host, David Flora. And I'm your host David Flora.
1:04.0	And I'm your lackey Dave Stecco.
1:07.0	He he-he-ingratiating.
1:10.0	Week one has seen a bloody brawl with a cat that came out on top.
1:17.0	Week two, still up in the air, but to be decided tonight.
1:22.0	And week three is where the contestants get to show their sexy side.
1:29.2	Ooh la.
1:31.2	Keeping it in the northern hemisphere this week we'll be taking a pungent
1:36.4	perusal of the moon-eyed people of the American South, the holdra of Scandinavia, and from New England, Hoover
1:50.0	the talking seal.
1:52.0	Dave, are you wearing your water and blood-proof boots?
1:57.0	Yeah, that's the same thing pretty much.
1:59.0	If you, if it's proof against one, you're going to do pretty good against the other so I got lucky.
2:03.6	One's sticky. Look, look out. I'm ready to meet these ladies head on, whatever they got to dish out, I can take it.
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