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Miss Cryptid 2016 Week 3

Blurry Photos

David Flora

Science, Social Sciences, Society & Culture

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2016

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

The last of the beautifully gruesome contestants march across the audio stage with week 3 of the 2016 Miss Cryptid Contest! The final week of the 2016 Miss Cryptid Contest brings us the Agogwe of East Africa, Snallygaster of rural Maryland, … Read More The post Miss Cryptid 2016 Week 3 appeared first on Blurry Photos.

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0:00.0

Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the final week of the 2016

0:08.6

Mizcrypton! is crypto. It context. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah It's time to ogle the boggles, stare at the scarecats.

0:50.0

And give the stink eye to skunk apes.

0:52.4

Three more marvelous misses are coming your way in this, the final week of the contest.

1:00.0

And it will be up to you to decide.

1:03.0

Did we save the best for last?

1:05.0

Oh, who will claw, scrape and lacerate their way to the top of the bone pile.

1:13.0

We scoured a globe at the library for the countries that were listed as where these came from

1:20.0

because we didn't know where they were from.

1:22.0

In three spins, we came up with two countries,

1:25.0

and this week we'll be traveling

1:27.5

from the hills of rural Maryland

1:30.0

to the shores of East Africa, to the mountains of rural Washington.

1:36.5

Week three brings you creatures with names that range from ancient folklore

1:41.3

to names barely made up on the spot.

1:44.8

This week blurry photos brings you the Agagway of East Africa,

1:50.3

the snallygaster of the background shots from the wire

1:54.0

and from the opening credits of Twin Peaks

1:57.0

the crazy critter of Bald Mountain Washington.

2:01.0

Tallens, fur, glowing skin.

2:04.4

This week has it all, folks.

2:06.6

It'll leave you pleasantly surprised and possibly without eyes.

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