Miss Cryptid 2016 Week 2

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David Flora

Science, Society & Culture, Social Sciences

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2016

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Three more elaborately festooned contestants parade before you in Week 2 of the 2016 Miss Cryptid Contest! New England and India send their Miss Cryptid picks in the form of the Astomi, Pigman of Northfield, and the Pukwudgie. Devilish imps, mouthless … Read More The post Miss Cryptid 2016 Week 2 appeared first on Blurry Photos.

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, Dypdals and Spislers, Amorphous creatures and Pentecostal Preachers,
0:10.4	Welcome to the second week of the 2016 Ms. Cryptic. I'm
0:25.0	a-a-ed-cotted.
0:28.0	Carter.
0:30.0	Oh, yeah. Oh yeah yeah
0:35.0	yeah yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
0:45.0	Yeah, yeah.
0:48.0	Tonight, we bring you three more lovely, horrifying, nightmare-inducing but somewhat
0:55.5	pleasant in a social setting contestants.
0:58.3	Who will smell like farts but win your hearts tonight.
1:02.9	We've scoured the earth to find these creatures of worth.
1:08.6	It rhymed, and that's all I can say about it. This week we've traveled from the Algonquin
1:16.7	territories of North America to the source of the Ganges in India and then back to the wild untamed wasteland of Northfield, Vermont.
1:28.5	And so tonight, in geographical order as given which was itself random, we bring you.
1:37.0	The Astomey, the pigman of Northfield, and puck-wudgy.
1:44.0	Delicate fingers are poisonous stingers.
1:50.0	That's what they mean to me.
1:55.0	Come hear their eyes or death from the skies or death from the skies, that's what they mean to me. Hello everybody and welcome to week two of an atonal and and kind of weird
2:28.6	sing-songing second week of the 2016.
2:32.0	Creoner competition.
2:34.0	That's right.
2:36.0	This week, the Ghost of Frank Sinatra versus
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