Miss Cryptid 2014 Week 2

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David Flora

Science, Society & Culture, Social Sciences

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2014

⏱️ 37 minutes

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We’re back with week 2 of the Miss Cryptid Contest! Round two is laden with beasts, tears, and danger, as the boys discuss the Ahuizotl, The Squonk, and the Vampire Beast of Bladenboro. The winner of week one is also revealed in … Read More The post Miss Cryptid 2014 Week 2 appeared first on Blurry Photos.

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen welcome to this week the second of the 2014
0:09.0	Ms.
0:10.5	Cripted-card. is scripted content. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah Each of these elegant ladies of indeterminate gender are vying for your love, your attention,
0:40.0	and your blood, and your blood, and maybe your skin maybe some of them only eat bone marrow some of them feed on thoughts I don't I don't know it's confusing but welcome and avoid eye contact and smiling is a sign of aggression
0:59.3	so please avoid that as well.
1:00.5	Don't show teeth no en enamel, no enamel.
1:02.6	That's right.
1:03.8	These beautiful creatures are here.
1:08.8	To seduce both your eye and your ear.
1:15.0	If I rhyme it again, I have to choose reer,
1:20.0	So we'll ignore that part.
1:22.0	Heh. So we'll ignore that part.
1:27.0	Hey everybody, I'm David Flora. I'm David Stecco.
1:28.0	Welcome to week two of the misscripted contest.
1:31.0	20 the 14th.
1:33.0	I hope everybody's doing well and hope you're ready for another rocking round.
1:38.0	Mm-hmm.
1:39.0	R-raging.
1:41.0	R-r. Strokes.
1:45.0	Hope you guys are ready for a lot of weird stuff.
1:49.0	There you go.
1:51.0	Yes, there will be weird stuff. I feel like we've got kind of a theme going this week.
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