You have to control yourself. And welcome back to horror queers.

We're talking,

What do you think I say when I go to the feed store in town?

Oh, now, Wally, give me a bag of that effing pig feed and 10 pounds of that bitchly cow corn.

We're talking, you see, it's just that kind of

sarcasm that's giving our marriage real spice. And we're talking, great. I always wanted to see

the other side of that room. And I'm Joe. And I'm Trace, and we're talking, eat it until you choke,

you sick, twisted fuck. Really? You didn't go with the cock-a-duty. Oh, I was never going to do cock-a-duty. It was either going to be sick, twisted fuck, or cock-sucker. Wow. Come on. I don't use cock-sucker in my everyday language, but like, it has a bite to it, right? It absolutely does.

Yes.

But everyone, we are discussing Rob Reiner's adaptation of Stephen King's misery for Joe,

I believe it's the 35th anniversary.

It is indeed.

Dear Lord, where's the time gone? This movie is almost as old as I am.

Yes.

I mean, what is it to say, right?

But one of the best Stephen King adaptations ever.

I fucking love this movie. Amazing. Academy Award-winning film. Indeed. It is that, yes. But, right, before we go any further, I want to introduce our guests who is waiting in the wings, because I'm so excited to bring this person in. Everyone, You may remember her as one of the hosts of the Kristen Stewart-produced queer paranormal reality series Living for the Dead, which used to be on Hulu, but is now no longer available anywhere for some reason. I know. She's also the host of Ghosted, a podcast in which she discusses ghost stories, psychic experiences, and all things that go bump in the night. She's also the host of Tickle

to Death, the brand new horror movie game show podcast where the screams are fake, but the

laughs are real. And just last year, she was named one of Vultuous comedians you should and

will know. Please welcome Roz Hernandez. What's up, cock suckers? Oh, yes.

You just made Trace's day.

Just drop a cock sucker every now and then because no one's going to be offended by that.

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