MISCHKE: Funny Because it's True
Garage Logic
Gamut Podcast Network
4.7 • 3.8K Ratings
🗓️ 22 August 2025
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
Mischke is elevating the status of the American Squirrel, while lowering the status of the American sports coach. He does, however, keep the Nazi's status pretty much where it was. The show features an interview with Christine Wenc, author of a book on the history of The Onion called "Funny Because it's True."
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| 0:00.0 | Just a heads up to you folks sitting with a notebook and pen, |
| 0:03.1 | Mishki, the new podcast here in Garage Logic Land, is now coming out twice a week, Wednesdays and Fridays. If you're, in fact, scribbling this down, Wednesday is kind of tough to spell. It's not like it sounds. You want to spell a W-E-N-Z, but that, of course, would be a mistake. Friday is spelled just like it sounds. you're going to be okay there. |
| 0:01.1 | But Wednesday's a bugaboo. |
| 0:02.7 | Let me tell you, Pete, E-N-Z, but that, of course, would be a mistake. Friday is spelled just like it sounds. |
| 0:21.5 | You're going to be okay there. |
| 0:22.6 | But Wednesday's a bugaboo. |
| 0:24.2 | Let me tell you, people, just a pain in the patootie. |
| 0:27.5 | Jeez, it's hard. |
| 0:35.0 | The show today is dedicated to squirrels. |
| 0:41.1 | Squirrels in cities all over America. |
| 0:45.7 | And my name is Mishki. |
| 0:50.8 | You know how long squirrels have been in America? |
| 0:55.0 | 40 million years. |
| 0:59.0 | 40 million years, squirrels have lived in America. |
| 1:05.0 | We have not been here 40 million years. |
| 1:11.6 | That's right, squirrels got here first, folks. |
| 1:18.6 | This is their country. |
| 1:23.6 | You people like squirrels? |
| 1:26.6 | As much as some of you probably like to beat up on them, |
| 1:31.1 | don't care for them, don't want them around, find them annoying. |
| 1:35.3 | They were here first. |
| 1:37.6 | Forty million years, squirrels have been here. |
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