Mirage
Almost Friday Podcast
Almost Friday Media
4.7 • 673 Ratings
🗓️ 5 February 2026
⏱️ 75 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Sorry, I've just been, um, I've been really like, what? New slacks. Not new. New slacks. No, they aren't. I've worn them on the pod before. You've never worn those slacks in the pod. Emily, haven't I worn these? No. I would have clocked them the other day, but I would have clocked those slacks in the pod immediately. You don't clock new pieces anymore. You used to be the guy that clocks new pieces. |
| 0:22.8 | Like you used to be a guy that had things at this company. |
| 0:25.7 | And now you've become a shell of yourself and you're no longer the guy who has things. |
| 0:29.3 | You're the guy. |
| 0:30.0 | Oh, I guess you do have a thing, which is the guy who had things. |
| 0:32.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:33.4 | The guy who used to have it. |
| 0:34.6 | Now you don't have it. |
| 0:35.6 | Mm-hmm. Which sucks, but, you know, that's kind of the life cycle of someone in Hollywood. But what's cool is that the wave I stirred up, because, you know, when I was making waves. That is true. The wave was so tall. Like, it would have been at the Eddy competition. It was so tall that I can ride that for literally the next 14 years, which is how much time I have left. |
| 0:55.7 | You're saying you can live off the, your wave could be syndicated. Your wave, you'll get royalties, |
| 1:03.9 | not in money, but in clout, in respect. It's all about clips resurfacing for me. |
| 1:10.0 | That is true. |
| 1:11.7 | Reposting. |
| 1:18.1 | Your career will be just clips going viral on other people's accounts. |
| 1:19.7 | Millions of likes. |
| 1:22.8 | People go, who's the original guy and the guy will comment? |
| 1:23.3 | I don't know. |
| 1:26.3 | It's going to be like, oh, remember prime vine? |
| 1:28.4 | It'll be all these vines you forgot about. I'll be one of guys in that but it'll be for whatever this is hmm that makes my tummy hurt something to think |
| 1:33.1 | about that makes my tummy hurt it should because it could happen well yeah these are my new slacks |
| 1:39.3 | uh apologies um that's my buddy Dom texting me. |
| 1:45.9 | About what I love that fucker. |
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