Minority Report Webcast 11/26/2007 (Wrestling-News.com)
The Don Tony Show
DTD Entertainment LLC
4.0 • 782 Ratings
🗓️ 26 November 2007
⏱️ 185 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | For the people that are asking, what is a happy ending? |
| 0:02.4 | Me and my friends used to go to these chink massage parlors in College Point. |
| 0:07.0 | You basically pay like $50 to get a massage, and then they tell you, you know, you give me $20, I give you a happy ending. |
| 0:14.2 | Basically, they will have sex with you or give you a blowjob after you get a massage or something. |
| 0:19.2 | That was my equivalent to happy end. |
| 0:21.1 | And you get shrimp with that. Yeah. And obviously, this day and age, it's now different. But, you know, when you used to go to the whorehouses like 15 years ago, you know, you'd walk in and they would have like a little like, but it would always be the same thing. It would be like a little bowl of warm, soapy water. And they would always wash you before and wash you after. |
| 0:39.4 | And they'd think, oh, you know, sanitary. |
| 0:41.7 | But, you know, with the diseases going around, |
| 0:44.0 | you could have the cleanest penis around and still catch, you know, |
| 0:46.6 | some pretty bad diseases. |
| 0:47.8 | So. |
| 0:53.5 | Relax. |
| 0:57.0 | Close your eyes and breathe deeply. |
| 1:03.0 | Breathe in. |
| 1:06.0 | Breathe out. |
| 1:10.0 | Relax. Breathe out. |
| 1:13.6 | Relax. Breathe in. |
| 1:16.6 | Breathe out. |
| 1:18.6 | Breathe out. |
| 1:23.6 | Let all your stress. Fuck this shit. With lawyers trust. |
| 1:29.3 | Fuck this shit. It's time for the minority report. |
| 1:37.3 | That's right, kids. It's Monday. |
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