This is for all of us. Ariel or Maria?

Ariel. Joey? Maria, Latina's over Maria anyway. Yeah? I don't know. Like I said, Maria's Greek. That's like banging a gothic. I don't know, Maria is Greek, so I would give it to her in the ass. I would go Maria. Maria's a mousy dope. Yeah, she does look kind of mousy, right? She looks like, you know what she looks like? She looks like a kind of chick that you would be like laying in the bed with her and eating around. She'd just be laying there, like humming and like looking at a book or something. Like she doesn't look like she'd be into it. I don't know. I just, I don't know. Ariel seems like she would get into it.

She's the type of trick that you could probably like do lines with her like beforehand and like just like.

Yeah.

No, but I'm saying this, doesn't she seem like that party type chick that you could just like party with her like all night long and just like a couple of rounds you know a couple of different type of girl who do line of

cocoa crush your cock i don't know i just i don't know i just picture it so

by the way let me just say this right now i don't like hot pockets no i. I think, yeah, that's way overrated. Yeah, hot pockets are overrated. I don't like the ham and cheese one. And a lean pocket, it's like eating a piece of cardboard with stuffing in it. Yeah. You know, the lean pockets to ham and cheese, I always burn my tongue. For some reason, I melted cheese, you burn your tongue.

And even when you cool it off for five minutes, it still burns my tongue. But the meatball ones are right. That I don't like. They don't put too much meatball. The Philly cheese steak, I don't know. To me, I don't like that. Yeah, it's nasty. It smells bad. It smells like you're standing next to like like, a bunch of Pakistani's, you know, that curry smell. It just has that really fouls. Oh, man, I was so racist the other night. I just want to tell a quick story. I told this guy I was going to Great Jones Street in Manhattan. Anybody who knows Manhattan Jones Street? Like, I thought I, John Street, so I just put my head down.

I was doing something.

I was reading something.

I'm in some part of Manhattan I never seen before. I might as well have been in, you know, Australia, literally. So I don't know where the fuck we are. And the guy goes like this way. I was just going to drop you off a corner and you walk. I'm like, yeah, you can just suck my cock right here in the car

And that was a bad thing

Because then he looked at me and winked to me. But imagine that. Was his name Gary? He goes, well, yeah, good luck. Just go find it. I'll just drop you off here at the corner. And I call him like every name you can think of in the book. It was most racist tirade. I went on a long time. You know, I even called him the ethnicities that he wasn't even... Oh, man. I called him a Whop. He wasn't even during Kentucky. Yeah. But, yeah, I just... And then I kicked his card door. You know what? And I got cheered by a bunch of NYU students. What was he Hindu?

I think he's Pakistani. Because I called the cab service and just let him have it. I don't want to want that driver again. Yeah. I don't know what it is with those guys. You walk from here. You find it. Probably not too far. Really? I got a sitting in a fucking car. It smells like a bunch of llamas were sitting in bad air.

Actually.

It smells like the Bronx of llamas were sitting in bad air.

Actually.

It smells like the Bronx Zoo before the cleanup.

The thing going around the news today was that the ticket that Nick Hogan got two weeks before he had that major accident where he was driving like 100 miles an hour.

He pled guilty and he paid a thousand dollar fine and the... Oh, that's nice. Yeah. Teach him a lesson that a moron. Well, you know what the funny thing is? We have to suffer what Hoganow's best season four. Yeah. Well, you know what the funny thing is? You know, the... Yeah, whole show. Like all Florida, TMZ, they're all talking about how he pled guilty to this ticket.

But the thing is,

is that, and I got into this,

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