One of the members of Crime Time is The Beast, which they have his name is Shad Gaspard.

I don't need, you know what, not for nothing.

I've actually heard about that.

He was actually the Beast.

Let me clear some light on that.

The Beast was Carlito's bodyguard.

When Carlito first came into the territory of OVW, when he first pulled a debut, he had a bodyguard, and it was the big guy, the big guy that's in the thing tonight of crime time. He was the beast. That was just about two years ago, actually. So he's been done in OVW for a while. Right, and the other guy, someone says, his name might be Damien Steele, but not for nothing. And, you know, since they're doing the racial overtone, I'll do the racial overtone right now. If everybody that is listening, I don't care if you're down in the Bronx, the boogie down Bronx. I don't care if you're from Crooklyn. I don't care if you're from Red Hook. I don't care if you're a rapper. Everybody got kicked out of last week.

Oh, no. I don't care if you're from the hood down in Cali. Shad is a fish, isn't it? I don't know. I think Shad is a fish. Shad Gaspard? I'm sorry, Shad Gaspard sounds like... Shad Gaspard sounds like the cousin of Mike Johnson. That sounds so white and geeky. She just had to bring that up.

Could you picture a guy going into a club? Yo, what up, homie? My name is Shad. Yes, I can. No, I would fucking laugh. Shad, Gaspard? I just call him like leroy brown you know

i'm serious

come on leroy

a real black name

i mean just don't i mean if you're gonna spoof blacks and criminals

i mean when you watch tv when was the last time you heard

some black guy get arrested by name of shad

you always hear like

you gotta start watching cops there's a lot of racist people in the char room because there's people coming up with some really good names. Tyrone, Tashon, Jackson. I love it. Oh, is that racist? I mean, is it racist? No, I'm kidding around. Listen, none of us hear a racist. You know, we do a local hotline. We do a local hotline, and we made a joke last week where I introduced Joey, and I said he hates the Jews. Some Jewish guy left. Yeah, some guy really went off on it. Yeah, he cursed you out. He really thought I was serious. Yeah, he was doing that because of the Mel Gibson thing.

Well, I got to tell you right now, can I just cut in and say, I love Jewish people.

Yeah, I do. They make great fucking brisket and corned beef. Well, I was a Jewish girl. It was a really good stuff. Ruggala? No, no, no, I dated one Jewish girl in my life. and this is not a joke.

I dated her about 10 years ago,

and I remember it was like the playoffs for the Super Bowl.

There was like the Packers were playing on Thanksgiving night of the Sun.

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