Minority Report Webcast 09/03/2007 (Wrestling-News.com)

The Don Tony Show

DTD Entertainment LLC

Wrestling, Sports, Comedy

4.0 • 782 Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2007

⏱️ 204 minutes

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: WWE MUST offer a 'Grace Period' to their stars. Let them reveal the pharmacies they bought steroids & drugs illegally in the past, and they don't get suspended. Listen why this is an absolute MUST for WWE to do and do right now.. For all you CM Punk fans & marks online: Here's your chance to show WWE he has a big following. 1.5 to 1.7 ECW rating for his title win will show his following is nothing more than John Morrison's, or Elijah Burke's.. Strong rumors around the WWE water coolers is that King Booker T is quite infuriated that he is suspended. And don't be surprised if you hear that Booker threatens or has walked out of WWE.. Message to Dave Batista: Unless you've never illegally bought steroids the last few years, shut the f*** up. Because if you did, sooner or later, it's going to come out.. Message to Ken 'Kennedy' Anderson: MISTER HYPOCRITE!..........HYPOCRITE!.. Melina: Oh how WWE creative writers have raped her character.. Triple H proves that main event wrestlers can be the dumbest mother fu**ers around.. Triple H tells WWE stars to 'stick together' because WWE is under attack. Hey stupid. The reason you're under 'attack' is because your fellow employees are shooting it in the a**.. Fired Fired Yeah Yeah! We debate the firings of Cryme Time, Eugene, and Mike 'Simon Dean' Bucci.. Don Tony has a weird feeling that John Cena will lose the heavyweight championship within the next 60 days.. Just as Pat Patterson was hot and bothered for certain WWF stars, someone backstage is wet over Randy Orton.. Comparing WCW Nitro 2001 roster to WWE Raw 2007 roster.. Laughing at marks like Bryan White and Jason Blaustein who lost all their money just so they can brag on myspace they smoozed with wrestlers.. Laughing even harder at Jason Blaustein's mother who was too busy looking to 'party' with wrestlers instead of setting an example to her son.. Does it make you laugh when Candice Michelle comes out during a beatdown to 'make the save'?.. Kevin Castle & Joey 9:24 explain why fans must give repackaged and new wrestlers a chance before immediately sh**ing on them.. Discussion as to why WWE hires Hollywood & MTV writers over wrestling legends and writers.. We explain Double Jeopardy and why Randy Orton is currently not suspended by WWE over Signature Pharmacy scandal.. Minority Report would rather have wrestlers like Beth Phoenix and Santino Marella to improve then having to always sh** on them. Although it is funny to do sometimes.. Its very hard to put strong faith in the Wellness Policy when WWE's owner Vince McMahon has been rumored to juice over the years.. Just as Francine was to ECW, James Storm tries out as head cheerleader for TNA.. Anyone notice the huge amounts of piped in cheers and jeers during the McMahon family skit during Raw?.. Different Strokes, Good Times, Rosanne: Looking at episodes where parents beating the sh** out of their kids.. Comments on Rob Zombie's 'Halloween' remake.. Lashley, Hornswoggle, Triple H: We discuss strong candidates for McMahon 'bastard child' angle.. More on rumors of Sid Vicious coming back to WWE.. Chris Cash, Kevin Kelly get Donkey Punched by The Minority Report.. Expressing appreciation for Don Tony signs showing up on WWE / ECW programming.. Sheamus O`Shaunessy: Future WWE main eventer or the 'nephew' of the Highlanders?.. California newspaper about to release controversial article on WWE and steroids issues.. Pay close attention to Randy Orton's forehead.. Kevin Castle's uncontrollable laughter leads to many listeners uncontrollably laughing. And noones seems to know why they are laughing!.. A must see Womens Wrestling show coming to NJ on 9/22/07.. Discussion on nerds, geeks, and weirdos and why they are much more apparent around wrestling than other mainstream sports.. Showing love to our female listeners.. Plus chat room questions, emails, Myspace questions, your calls, and so much more!.. WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE & ADULT CONTENT.. RUNNING TIME: 3 HOUR 24 MINUTES.. Hosted by Don Tony, Kevin Castle, and Joey 9:24. RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE to download our 09/03/2007 episode now CLICK HERE to listen to the 09/03/2007 episode online

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0:00.0	Triple H has a pep talk with the wrestlers.
0:03.2	And Triple H basically says to them, the business is under scrutiny where this is like
0:09.0	a really tough time right now, where we're under attack.
0:12.3	I think that's what his words were.
0:13.6	We're under attack and we need to stand together.
0:17.2	Triple H, I want you to listen to this closely and I know you're not listening, but, you know,
0:21.7	I'll pretend you're listening.
0:24.3	Stupid motherfucker, if your fellow wrestlers didn't shoot it in the ass will have stockades
0:30.2	of steroids and buy the ship behind WW's back, WWE would not be under scrutiny right now.
0:36.5	They would not be under fire. Yeah, Congress is fucking with you.
0:40.3	Yeah, Nancy Fat Fuck Grace is fucking with you. Yeah, Greta Van Sustrin and everybody else is fucking with you.
0:46.3	You had a minority report, minority roundtables. It's fucking with you. It's because your fellow employees are doing illegal drugs.
0:57.0	It's bad enough when Marx run wrestling shows, but when marks that are before the age of 30 run wrestling shows,
1:04.0	and it's their first show, there is no fucking way that someone is going to leave halfway through their show. They're going to sit
1:13.4	there jerking off saying to himself, wow, this is my first show. Wow. Rob Conway's wrestling for me.
1:20.3	Wow. All these people, all these people, little 60 of them came to see me. Wow. Wow. Wow. This
1:26.0	fucking guy left halfway through on his first show was he Carmine sabia
1:29.4	the reason why everybody's calling kennedy a hypocrite is because he went on those rants like a month
1:35.5	ago and they found out that he bought that um fox news thing where he was literally live at the desk
1:41.4	i can't remember which which show it was but he was on the desk and he came off so nice and really came off like almost in him. I remember the woman who interviewed him even I think it was Greta. I think it was Greta Van Zestrian? I think it was Greta. Well, he was on a few shows. Are we supposed to expect any wrestler to tell the truth at this point? No, but I just did this.
2:01.2	He came off kind of like, you know, they put him in position of, this is a test of if you can be a good mouthpiece for the WWUE. And, you know, if you can hold your own in an interview. I mean, you know, he really came off very well. You know, he can come off defensive like a lot of wrestlers do. Right. and, you know, rolling their eyes and sucking the teeth
2:18.3	and then saying stupid statistics like,
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