Minority Report Webcast 07/31/06 (Wrestling-News.com)

The Don Tony Show

DTD Entertainment LLC

Wrestling, Sports, Comedy

4.0 • 782 Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2006

⏱️ 157 minutes

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CONTENT: Diamonds In The Rut - Elix Skipper / TNA Falling Out, WWE Bound?.. Its a f***ing miracle. Lashley, Khali, & others healed in a week!.. How bad has DX become? Triple H gets 'arrested' on Raw, 5 minutes later HBK is doing Irish jigs and happy in the main event.. Randy Orton 'spoofs' Hulk Hogan by not 'spoofing' Hulk Hogan? Stupid.. How unhip is it now to wear an Austin 3:16 shirt in the street?!.. TNA needs TNA (Totally New Attire!) Why does everyone in the X Division wear the same shi*?.. Christy Kanyon, Tom Byron, Traci Lords, Stacy Dash, Jenna Jameson, Umaga?.. Speaking of Hogan / Orton being dull, how great is the Mick Foley / Ric Flair feud? Remember our HIAC prediction a month ago?.. It's not brain surgery people; Triple H will 'reveal and haunt' Vince about being the father of Steph's kid (storyline of course).. Discussing the much talked about DX / NWO Survivor Series PPV Poster.. Did Hulk Hogan ease up on his 'Dont talk about my bald head' clause? And if Hogan showed up on ECW TV, would he be booed?.. With NY Blackout possible, wouldnt it be funny if the lights went off during ECW Tuesday and they dont come back on?.. Missing Vince Russo, but he's an idiot for putting his Born Again religion onto TV.. The debate why Hollywood writers are better than wrestlers as bookers.. Is it just us or does Dustin 'Goldust' Runnels seem suicidal?.. Miami Vice, Honeymooners, Dukes of Hazzard: You think there will be a remake of a wrestling movie?.. Tidbits on AD's wrestling debut; 2000 thumbtacks, beer bottle, no match.. Its fuc**** amazing TNA or WWE hasn't signed Daffney to a deal in 2006.. We've said it before, but buy the Billy Jack Haynes shoot interview!.. Oh yeah David Young / TNA problems, but who cares.. Audio trivia contests starting next week!.. Abdullah The Butcher / WWE.. Youre a retard if you complain about ECW, then attend their shows.. Anyone ever stop & wonder why fans prefer Khali or Big Show?.. Discussion on Dvon Dudley's transformation into a cyclops.. Torrie Wilson losing her Sex appeal? And did anyone notice the 35 year old geek with the I LOVE TORRIE sign at Raw?!.. Plus TNA, Raw, Smackdown, ECW, WWE Classics discussion, your calls and lots more!.. WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE & ADULT CONTENT.. RUNNING TIME: 2 HOURS 37 MINUTES..(Recorded Monday 7/31/2006) RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE to download our 07/31/2006 episode now. CLICK HERE to listen to the 07/31/2006 episode online

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0:00.0	You know, HBK W wannabe in a chat room is talking about Christy Canyon.
0:05.2	I get, he's talking as if he's never heard of her.
0:08.8	Kevin, you've heard of Christy Canyon, right?
0:11.0	I have her autograph, actually, from some porn convention my brother went to about 12 years ago.
0:16.5	Yep.
0:17.4	To me, for anybody that doesn't know what she looks like, the only way I could describe her and you could add to it is...
0:23.6	She's like a schoolteacher gone bad brunette.
0:27.4	She's nothing really major...
0:28.6	She's got tremendous drugs, though.
0:30.5	To compare to Jenna Jameson or Tara Patrick is almost laughable.
0:34.4	She's good looking for late 70s, early 80s standards, Christy Canyon, as far as I'm concerned. But the thing about Christy Canyon is she's natural body, no plastic surgery, she had a good body. And she had big jobs. How many people are going to be looking that up tonight? Yeah, actually, everybody's... Chris Canyon's okay. She's on a scale of 10, she's maybe a 7. Yeah. When she got older, I think she got uglier. She reminds me a little bit like Tori Wilson is now. You saw that photo shoot. If you look at Tori Wilson up close, she doesn't look like. Yeah. No, they don't look like each other. But if you look at Tori Wilson as she's getting her her top of the head to the bottom, is starting to, like, get bigger, and, like, her face is getting thinner and longer. I don't know if you, if you look at Tori Wilson, you'll see what I'm talking about. I don't know. I think she lost most of her body, because she lost her head. She's got, like, the best ass. Yeah, she's got, like the fat. I think that girl's Kelly's got the best one now, but she... Yeah, Kelly's getting hot. Kelly's got great ass. But Tori lost her ass. She's like too skinny of an ass now. Not to change the subject from it, but A dog in the child room, he actually put up the Wikipedia link for Christy Canyon.
1:46.2	Don't look up Wikipedia.
1:47.9	Go to Images.gov.com.
1:50.5	Take off the safe search and type of Christy Canyon.
1:53.5	You don't want to see no bio.
1:54.9	You want to see raunchy pictures of her.
1:56.6	You want to see a spread like fucking margarine.
2:00.6	Oh, my God. that's the white is the
2:02.6	Wikipedia I'm talking like
2:04.8	something Benjamin is now in his promos
2:06.8	you know people say I talk white
2:08.8	come on and Anthony well Anthony
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