Minority Report Webcast 04/21/2008 (Wrestling-News.com)

The Don Tony Show

DTD Entertainment LLC

Wrestling, Sports, Comedy

4.0 • 782 Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2008

⏱️ 169 minutes

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SYNOPSIS: CM Punk may be straight edge, quite the man with the ladies, and is Mr Money In The Bank. But for God sake, please brush your teeth or bleach them. Yellow teeth in High-Definition don't look so good.. We expose why we can't fu**ing stand the Money In The Bank stipulation. Talk about storyline stupidity.. The Pervertster Hulk Hogan spotted by TMZ bringing his own camera and taking pics of daughter Brooke during a Maxim photo shoot. Think about that. If you had a daughter doing a skimpy, sexy, photo shoot, why would any father start shooting pics with his own camera?.. Why Tod Gordon retiring due to a family illness makes no sense. We dont wish anyone to be sick. But as far as leaving wrestling, thanks for you're work up to 1995. And good luck with that rumored sexual harassment suit that people are talking about.. If you're around an attractive girl and she has snot hanging from her nose, do you tell her about it? Or do you pretend it's not there?.. You think when TNA still scores lousy 1.0 ratings, Dixie Carter and staff dance and sing 'It Must Have Been A Typo, A Typo, A Typo.... What was the purpose of TNA putting the tag titles on Eric Young and some other guy just to strip them?.. If John Morrison, Shelton Benjamin, and other talent was in King Of The Ring, we would have been fine with William Regal winning. But putting Hornswoggle, Khali, Finlay, and MVP instead shows how ridiculous that 'tournament' was. Whats the matter WWE, you didn't want King Booker as the last winner?.. Wrestling fans need to understand why Joey Styles is off ECW TV as an announcer before ripping it. If you're going to bitch about anything, bitch at who WWE replaced him with.. We've given Mike Adamle the benefit of the doubt the last few months with his mistakes. We can't anymore. Is he the world's highest paid retard?.. Speaking of Mike Adamle's horrid commentating, we ponder the stupid idea that WWE is having him make errors on purpose.. This week's Raw (w/ Presidential skits included) was a perfect example why mainstream media and people laugh at wrestling.. And sorry Jim Ross. We know the Hillary Clinton / Obama skit is intended for publicity. But they could at least be funny and entertaining. There's no excuse for horrid sh** like that.. The Don Tony / Kevin Castle Show? Say Goodbye to The Minority Report, as we are in the process of changing our show name.. Other upgrades to our show includes a new call-in number, Skype, improved chat room, and no more fu**ing echos!.. Ultimate Warrior to wrestle in June for the first time in 10 years. We discuss why we support it 100%. And once again we reopen the book as to why Warrior is one of the biggest stars of all time.. Apparently our Crackhead Smurf references have circulated towards Ashley Massaro.. Making a wrestling comparison to NY Mets legend Rusty Staub?.. Kurt Angle puts an exclamation point on our 'Not Ready For Primetime Partime Players' reference about TNA stars.. Meatballs, Spaceballs, Casual Sex, Airplane, History Of The World, etc... We offer some great older comedies for the younger fans out there.. Doesnt it seem that the WWE Heel Divas are the ones that can wrestle, and the Faces (aside Mickie James) can't wrestle for sh**?.. Sh**ing on Philadelphia sports fans who assaulted several Mets fans at a recent Phillies Game just for being New Yorkers.. Isnt it amazing with all of today's technology, so many people wish that it was 10-20 years ago?.. Defending Amy Lita Dumas for not appearing on WWE Hardy Boyz DVD.. Whereabouts of Sylvester Terkay, why he didn't make it with WWE, and why so many miss his work (including us).. We reiterate why we don't like to do 'Greatest Of All Time' polls amongst wrestling categories.. Plus our .02 on The Pope visiting New York.. Tracy Smothers' rumored failed drug test.. Samoa Joe winning the TNA Title.. Jeff Hardy's WWE future.. Don Tony's camping trips.. Cam Neely.. Spain using Orlando Jordan.. WWE's scary low ratings.. Hulk Hogan Cellphone Games.. Raw, Impact, Smackdown, and ECW talk, your calls, chatroom questions, and much more!.. WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE & ADULT CONTENT.. RUNNING TIME: 2 HOUR 50 MINUTES.. HOSTED BY ANTHONY 'DON TONY' DEBLASI and KEVIN CASTLE RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE to download our 04/21/2008 episode now CLICK HERE to listen to the 04/21/2008 episode online

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0:00.0	Speaking of CM Punk, I know there's a lot of people who are friends with him still, send him a container aqua fresh or crest or whatever the new fucking toothpaste that are out there now, fluoride, advanced or whatever.
0:15.3	I feel bad to people that have high definition TV because his teeth were very, very much yellow today
0:22.8	when they kept doing
0:24.5	close-ups on his mouth.
0:26.4	Talk about, you're giving the guy main event
0:28.6	push? Oh, he's keeping a consistent color.
0:31.0	God, it was fucking yellow, man.
0:33.2	I put...
0:33.7	Snitski level? Not Snitsky level. Snitsky
0:36.5	fucked up his teeth for his gimmick. I mean, he didn't just, like, really, like, put his teeth to, you know, to shit. See him punk, I mean, I don't know, man. Maybe, maybe, there's no excuse, actually. I don't care if he's drinking too much Pepsi or if he smokes. I mean, his teeth are yellow, and that's fucking disgusting.
0:57.1	And you're now on high-definition TV.
0:59.6	I mean, I know from talking to females who have had sex with him that he's a great lay for the women and whatever.
1:06.8	But, but we got, we got, we got female listeners, but I'm just saying, like, he's straight edge and he's a good
1:14.2	fuck for the women, but still, that's yellow fucking teeth, man.
1:18.0	That's disgusting.
1:19.7	I told the story before.
1:22.2	I had a female customer a couple of years ago.
1:24.6	She was hot.
1:26.0	I mean, every time she came in, you know, like, I always said to myself, oh, you know, I wish you would divorce her husband. I'd love to bang her. And one time she fucking smiled at me up close. I told her a joke, she started laughing. And she fucking, her teeth wears yellow as a banana. And it just, like, turned me off. I mean I mean it was disgusting and every time I
1:45.5	looked there after I got I got schievashed she was you know she heaved me man so I
1:52.8	don't know sorry to hear you a light of yellowness well that and this one other girl that she
1:58.0	had fucking snot on hanging from her nose too all right
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