Minor League ISIS

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

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4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2019

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

This week Andrew, Akaash, and Kaz discuss: being a frequent flyer, the Peloton commercial, being part of the G-league terror squad, women not listening during conversations, which gang we would join, HOV's birthday, and much more. INDULGE!!! Want to hear the rest of this episode? Become a PATRON! www.PATREON.com/FLAGRANT2

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0:00.0	I
0:04.9	To double double double double double double double double double double double
0:10.4	Double double double double double double. Wow
0:18.2	We were just asking for the suicide mission
0:23.1	One away
0:26.0	If they curated some child bomber nine years old
0:30.9	Nine years old you've been curating this guy tell him he's doing it for the right causes and then you send him off on us
0:37.4	Dude are you kidding me dude all these tall ass buildings?
0:42.7	That is like that's like a failed mission you go to Wall Street here in New York City
0:46.2	You got all the way here. You got your bomb all set up. She you ready to rock out. You only knock out three five people
0:51.5	Wall Street right here Wall Street right here World Trade Center right over there. I'm like you are coming here. We saw five motherfuckers anyway
0:58.7	You're fired you are fired you got fire from ISIS
1:06.5	Put you in the be leagues like Hamas or some shit
1:13.6	Now you gotta send it out to the farms
1:21.5	You see these more fuckers
1:28.5	Shouldn't dark some motherfuckers next like a 90s
1:36.5	How many times do we see this act out in 90s?
1:43.7	Jealous brothers. Yeah, they got to get their weight up. I know you remember G. Thank does that you know
1:52.5	We got a lot of time for you to you know get into the main roster real quick, you know
1:56.8	So we said you got sent you down. Just get get your reps up make sure you still sharp, you know
2:01.9	So we need you when our injuries, you know me we a low one
2:06.0	No space might get it get it for five minutes two minutes if there's one league that constantly needs new players
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