Super Bowl, no problem.

Purple Daily is Daily Vikings entertainment.

We just want the Vikings to win a Super Bowl before we die.

I will ride with these groups.

Seriously, man.

Please.

And away we go.

All right.

It's a glorious day on a couple of fronts here, gentlemen.

Number one, it is a write that down Wednesday. The only show in America that is dumb enough to keep track of our predictions with statistics. As Dex takes a sip of his rum and Coke to start the morning. Oh, yeah. I mean, cold brew coffee, rum and coke. Who's, who's to say?

Is that a new haircut I see, Dad?

Whiskey diet.

It is.

I got a haircut yesterday, yeah. A little footh. Sharp. Little footh. Little footh. I know. They took a little more off the top than she usually does, which I want, you know, summertime's coming up. Don't want, you know, the mop overheating. On Sunday, my hair just poofed the hell out because of the humidity outside.

So with this thick, my hair just poofed the hell out because of the humidity outside.

So with this thick, beautiful hair, I said, you know, let's take a little more off the top.

You got to look professional when you're about to walk into the clubhouse of one of the best teams in the Major League Baseball.

Yes, yes.

So I'm glad that you're looking good.

And no manager wants more professionalism than his reporters than Derek Shelton, too.

So that's also true.

I'll drink to that.

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