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Do you like your gravy sick and rich and loaded with creamy mushrooms?

If no one was looking, would you chug the whole gravy boat?

Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug. Stay tuned. Here comes Mr. Chug-a-lug himself, Eric Ma, Texas.

Hey, folks, welcome. It is Tuesday, September 2nd. What? I think this is becoming a cliche. Every time I

announce the date, I stop and get away. Whoa, whoa. Has death and evil entered Eden? The passage

of time. It's just, it feels unnatural. It is unnatural. We were created for eternity. The passage of time. It's just, it feels unnatural. It is unnatural. We were created for eternity.

The passage of time, death, aging, disease. These are not part of God's plan. So there's a reason

you go, what? There's a reason for that. Nonetheless, in this veil of tears today is Tuesday, September 2nd.

Yesterday, of course, was Monday Labor Day, the Labor Day weekend.

So today, officially, this is the big announcement, before we get to all the news,

the big announcement, according to me, according to Roger Stone, according to all the people in the

know, you are no longer permitted to wear Searsucker. You are no longer permitted to wear

white pants or white shoes. Please make a note of it. Don't embarrass yourself and your family.

Next year, when summer begins or at least Memorial Day, you'll be able to wear Searsucker again for a season.

You'll be able to wear white pants, white shoes.

But as of today, nope, can't do it.

Don't do it.

All right.

That's the most important thing.

Secondly, we've got to talk about the news. I'm talking right now I have with us on this program. Keith Junta in Connecticut and Chris Heimes in New Jersey. I am in Manhattan. We were representing the tri-state area. So,

good morning and hello. Good morning and hello. And today, as I say, is the officially,

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