Minnesota Police Shooting & Violent Traffic Stop in Virginia | Miguel

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🗓️ 13 April 2021

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Minnesota police fatally shoot an unarmed Black man, Dulce Sloan examines an effort to remove slurs from Scrabble's word list, and Miguel discusses his EP "Art Dealer Chic Vol. 4." To help support UNICEF's efforts to ensure equitable vaccine distribution, testing and treatments, donate at dailyshow.com/UNICEF. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	Ow!
0:05.3	Hey, what's going on, everybody?
0:06.6	I'm Trevor Noah, and this is the Daily Social Distancing Show.
0:09.9	Today is Monday, April 12th, which means it is the first day of Ramadan.
0:15.1	So, Ramadan with Barak to all my Muslim friends out there,
0:18.6	and respect to anyone who can get through a month of fasting in 2021.
0:23.0	I mean, right now the world is so stressful, I've given up on keeping track of time by days.
0:27.3	Now, I just go by the number of Oreo sleeves I've eaten.
0:30.6	One, two, three, four, five...
0:32.6	Six months, it's Monday.
0:34.0	Today is Monday.
0:35.6	Anyway, coming up on tonight's show,
0:37.3	Matt Gaetz may be venmoing his way to prison.
0:40.0	Dole say Sloan, finds out what racial slurs you can't use in Scrabble anymore,
0:44.0	and a police shooting trial is interrupted by a police shooting.
0:48.1	So, let's do this, people.
0:49.2	Welcome to the Daily Social Distance and Show.
0:51.8	From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world.
0:58.1	This is the Daily Social Distance and Show with Trevor Known.
1:01.8	Here's a dish.
1:05.1	Let's kick things off with this weekend's sad news for the British royal family.
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