Ahoy! We are back with another crop of scripted minisodes, and I'm going to play you the first

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Okay.

Our first minisode this week is called The Lullaby, and I hope you enjoy it.

Press this button.

Yeah, the big red one right here.

It's really easy, and then you just hold it like anywhere near your mouth, really, and talk like normal.

Look, I figure as long as we're in the middle of some fate of the world type shit, it'd be good to have a record.

You know, for posterity.

And then when you're done, you just hit the button again.

Oh, it's moving.

Those lines are going up and down.

Oh, that's me.

It's magic.

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