Minisode: Zoomies on top of Zoomies with Chelsea + Catherine
Life Will Be the Death of Me with Chelsea Handler
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4.6 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 2 May 2025
⏱️ 11 minutes
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Summary
Chelsea and Catherine tackle a paternity fake-out, ayahuasca best-bets, and whether you should get a baby or a dog.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, Catherine. |
| 0:02.1 | Oh, hello, Chelsea. How are you? |
| 0:04.6 | Chelsea Joy Handler speaking. |
| 0:07.7 | Chelsea, Joy, Hamler, and you're all, you're just out there spreading joy. |
| 0:10.4 | It actually wasn't for like a while that I realized, oh, you always talk about like spreading joy. |
| 0:16.5 | And I'm like, oh, that's also her mental name. |
| 0:17.9 | It's like, it's right there. |
| 0:19.1 | It's just right there. |
| 0:20.2 | Well, I'm trying to spread joy. I don't know if I'm always spreading joy. Sometimes I'm spreading other things. |
| 0:26.3 | Well, I have an update from a caller. This was a gal who, her name is Miley. She wrote in and she was doing like a surrogacy journey, if you remember that language for her friend. |
| 0:39.5 | This was from an episode with Lisa Todayo. She was unsure about telling her new beau. She was |
| 0:44.2 | pregnant with her friend's baby and she was the surrogate. So she says, Aloha, Catherine. |
| 0:49.8 | Well, about six dates in, he continued to push meeting my daughter. I told him I was uninterested, |
| 0:54.7 | unless he was serious about us, which he assured me he was. He made us dinner and was so sweet |
| 0:59.6 | to her. After she went to bed, he kept asking whether or not I would have any more children. |
| 1:04.6 | I entertained that reality for about 25 seconds until I came to my senses and said it was a hard |
| 1:09.9 | no. The truth is, I've already done |
| 1:12.4 | all the hard parts, and my daughter is legit fun and enjoyable to hang out with. I also sleep 10 hours |
| 1:18.0 | a night, and she makes her own breakfast. Why on earth would I start over with a baby? We went on |
| 1:23.5 | another date, and he said he would have a hard time not having children of his own. I told him, I just know too much about what having a child entails and that the only people |
| 1:31.2 | that want kids at this point are people who don't have them yet. We've always respected each |
| 1:35.3 | other's desires for our lives, so we left it at that. I did, however, have to post a first |
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