meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Doughboys

Minisode: The 2016 Doughlympic Opening Ceremonies hosted by Joe Saunders

Doughboys

Headgum / Doughboys Media

Fast Food, Healthfitness, Mike Mitchell, Snacks, Chains, Restaurants, Comedy, Ucb, Arts, Spoonman, Doughboys, Fastfood, Nick Wiger, Food

4.85.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2016

⏱️ 32 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Mitch, Wiger, and friend of the podcast/International Doughlympic Committee Chairman Evan Susser are joined by host Joe Saunders to preview the 2016 Doughlympic Susser Games, and to officially kick off the competition.

Want more Doughboys? Check out our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/doughboys

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

GOLD, SILVER, BRONDS.

0:07.4

They're medals, but every two years they become something else.

0:11.0

They become medals.

0:12.4

The medals awarded to the winners of the Olympic Games, the greatest athletic competition

0:16.6

in human history.

0:18.3

When it was first founded in ancient Greece, athletes from across the Athenian countryside

0:22.7

gathered to compete for the glory of Zeus.

0:25.4

Centuries later, Zeus is gone, but the tradition continues.

0:29.0

Today, thousands of athletes from nations all over the globe compete in hundreds of

0:33.1

events as billions of fans watch from home.

0:36.2

For these athletes, years of hard work, dedication, and sacrifice have led to one moment, where

0:43.2

they will experience the triumph of victory or the despair of defeat.

0:47.5

We never know quite what the games have in store, but two things are always for sure.

0:51.8

History will be made, and the world, even in uncertain times such as these, will come

0:56.6

together.

0:57.7

Yes, those are the Olympic Games.

1:02.5

And then, there's why we're here today, the DOLIMPICS.

1:19.0

Hello, my name is Joe Saunders, and I will be your host for tonight's coverage of the

1:23.4

opening ceremony of the 2016 DOLIMPICS Susser Games.

1:26.9

I can only assume I was the fourth or fifth person asked to do this, and just the only one

1:30.8

who said yes.

1:32.0

I'm here now with the host of the DOLIMPICS Podcast, Nick Weiger and Mike Mitchell, and

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Headgum / Doughboys Media, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Headgum / Doughboys Media and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.