From roughly 800 BC through 400 AD, the ancient Olympics were convened every four years,

gathering athletes from all over Greece for a multi-week multi-event competition.

After a millennia and half hiatus, in 1894, the International Olympic Committee was formed,

relaunching the games as a global tradition.

Now, much like an eagerly buff evolving into jigglypuff and subsequently wigglytuff,

the competition takes on its third form, a battle within the world of chain restaurants.

Our first batch of combatants, Domino's the largest global pizza chain, founded as Dominix

in Eastern Michigan, Pizza Hut, the largest domestic pizza chain, and one third of young brands,

and Papa Johns, the number three pizzeria, created by its namesake and plasticine monster

of capitalism, John Schnatter.

This week on Doe Boys, week one of the 2016 Doelympic Susser Games, Pizza Division.

Welcome to Doe Boys, the podcast about chain restaurants, we're part of FarralAudio.com.

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I'm Nick Wiger alongside my co-host, Thick Moranis, Mike Mitchell the Spoon Man.

Thick Moranis, I take that one as a compliment.

Yes, I've had a Rick Moranis a very talented actor.

He's a great guy.

I had a conference call with him once, such a charming guy.

You're a charming guy.

Yeah, a conference call.

I had a conference call with Rick Moranis, perhaps the peak of my shitty career, talking

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